Cardboard Coffin Press is your soon-to-be-favorite horror publisher. We’re collecting stories from indie authors and working towards our goal of resurrecting out of print titles, making those scarily high eBay prices a thing of the past.
Something for your bookshelf….
This is your brain.
This is your brain on drugs.
This is your brain splattered against the wall.
All Rob wanted was to treat his friends to a chill weekend reunion in a secluded mansion. How could he have predicted the edibles from the convenience store would be laced with the remains of a crazed Satanist?
And how could he have predicted his friends would lose their minds and turn on each other at the prospect?
In this ridiculous spoof of horror classics, Rob and his pals are forced to confront their bitter umbrage for one another when their THC-filled bloodstreams boil up and send paranoia induced fear that one of them might have intended this to happen all along – or is at least partially responsible.
The only thing that could make this worse is a revenge-fueled hillbilly stalking them through the rain… There is? Well then, maybe those anti-drug PSA’s were right after all.
LOCK YOUR DOORS…
BOLT THE WINDOWS…
HIDE YOUR LASAGNA!!!
Meet the residents of Birdie Heights, a quiet little neighborhood. There’s proud evangelical patriot Marjorie Bolger, who loves nothing more than God and her country. Aspiring cartoonist Mike Rafferty, who’s finally met his muse. Lonesome seven-year-old Stevie Braun, who wants nothing more than a friend and a dog of his own. And dorky, milquetoast Todd Parnell, one of the most boring men alive.
Their lives are about to change. Some will end. It all starts when an obese orange cat shows up. They’ll regret the day Todd took him in and named him Fillmore. Because Fillmore doesn’t just hate Mondays. He hates people.
Let’s hope they’re kidding about cats having nine lives.
Frequently Asked Questions
Frequently Asked Questions
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That’s great that you love to read in different formats.
However, Cardboard Coffin is passionate about keeping print (especially paperback books) alive. Physical media forever!
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We do! Take a look here.
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The costs of shipping, taxes, and tariffs make shipping outside of the United States nearly impossible. Cardboard Coffin Press is ran by just one person, and for the time being, the funds aren’t there.
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Cardboard Coffin is just one person, who is a father and has a full time job. We try to get all orders on their way within a week.
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Sure. Message contact@cardboardcoffinpress.com for info
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No returns. No exchanges. However, if your order is damaged or lost in transit please contact us for a refund.